[He's getting the feeling he's missing some really important context here, but as he is not in the business of asking people about their boners, he'll skip wondering how these things are related. Perfect!]
do yuou need me to cmoe fight somthineg with a broom i'm afraid a brooms thebest i can d o ons hort notice
no subject
do yuou need me to cmoe fight somthineg with a broom
i'm afraid a brooms thebest i can d o ons hort notice
[Magic broom, though.]