If I wanted a smart girl I could chat up my sister. Well, I couldn't as she's trapped up there in a bloody pod and I haven't quite worked out a way to fix that yet but...

[He reels them around before they doubly hipcheck another couple, blinking for a minute before starting in another direction. This is either dancing or a fairground ride.]

Smart girls feel a little too close to home. Unless the green she's wearing is cut very low. What you're wearing, though - it suits you. Better than that - was it a sack, before?