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Date: 2017-11-01 09:33 pm (UTC)
priorly: (➣ herald)
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Merlin, are you asleep?

Date: 2017-11-02 12:07 am (UTC)
priorly: (➣ cracked)
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[Sorry Merlin, it's going to heckle you a lot more.]

Oh thank god. Help me?

Date: 2017-11-02 12:15 am (UTC)
priorly: (➣ terrible)
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I'm harder than a page of quadratic equations.

Date: 2017-11-02 12:24 am (UTC)
priorly: (pic#11694828)
From: [personal profile] priorly
I'm hard. I have a hard on? An erection. Boner? I'm standing at full salute.
Edited Date: 2017-11-02 12:24 am (UTC)

Date: 2017-11-02 01:25 am (UTC)
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I don't know. I don't know, I just... I think something's coming and I didn't want to be on my own.

Date: 2017-11-02 01:33 am (UTC)
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ehrr

[Which is how audio to text interprets a short burst of laughter.]

I don't think a broom would quite be her match.

Date: 2017-11-02 02:24 am (UTC)
priorly: (➣ grail)
From: [personal profile] priorly
You could, you

[The trouble with audio to text translation is it picks up everything.]

You leave me alone. LEAVE ME ALONE. Oh, mercy, does heaven have no limits to its jurisdiction?

Date: 2017-11-02 03:14 am (UTC)
priorly: (➣ grail)
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[Prior's half buried under bedsheets as the window to his room bursts open so - not entirely put together, himself.]

No don't - I don't know how long I can hold on. Stay with me.

Date: 2017-11-15 06:36 pm (UTC)
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Can wizards do - I don't know. Exorcisms? Can you exorcise something that isn't evil? I don't know how to make her go.

GOLD GLITTER

Date: 2017-12-22 03:51 am (UTC)
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[Monty is at the ball in a fabulous outfit of black and gold, with black velvet breeches and a lace cravat made by the finest tailor Monty could find. Who he now owes a spectacular amount of coin he doesn't have, but no matter - something's bound to turn up before anyone shanks him for it, and one must be properly attired for a gala.

It's been a splendid time so far. He's thoroughly foxed on the free drinks, having stolen nowhere near enough canapes to mop them up, and he's stolen three mistletoe kisses with two absurdly curvy young maidens and... one unsettlingly muscular octogenarian but there's no need to dwell on that.

The problem now is that there's a dusting of gold glitter all over him - across his shoulders, in his hair, and no one to dance with. Everyone's paired off in advance of him reaching the floor.

Or almost everyone. Across the way he spots a tall, dark, somewhat gangly figure and - praise any old god who might be listening - he recognises him. The other boy might even told him his name, once. A few times, even.

No matter. Monty pursues him across the floor.]


Hey, you there. Tree person. Um. Forest boy? I say, hold on a moment, won't you?
Edited Date: 2017-12-22 03:51 am (UTC)

Date: 2017-12-30 03:13 am (UTC)
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[Merlin.]

Yes, it was something like that. Hello, it's splendid to see you with less bruises. Dance with me?

[If there were a bush to beat around when it comes to asking the important questions, Monty would have just set it on fire. But he's glitter-addled and the need is pressing.

He's also about 5'6"]


There are plenty of men dancing with men here so no one will mind, although if you could stoop a bit that might be for the best.

Date: 2017-12-30 05:51 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tourism
Standing on my toes would make them ache.

[Be reasonable. Monty tries to make the comment chastising, which is very hard when his mouth is also attempting to smile its way right across his face. No other objections? Good.

Oh also, Merlin's being the lady in this equation. Or that's how he's going to try to set his arms up.]


Maybe I should stand on your toes?

Date: 2017-12-30 06:01 am (UTC)
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[Monty's only an expert in 18th century steps, which were largely dancing round in circles if you watch Austen adaptations, so Merlin may (may) be fine.].

People are doing things I've never seen before out there. I think the main thing is, hm.

[If he's to do it at all properly then he'd better step back and bow - which he does - before attempting to sweep Merlin up and vaguely launch both of them into the music, trusting it will work itself out.]

Have I stolen a dance partner from some fair maiden, then? Point her out, we can wave as we pass.

Date: 2017-12-30 06:14 am (UTC)
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If I wanted a smart girl I could chat up my sister. Well, I couldn't as she's trapped up there in a bloody pod and I haven't quite worked out a way to fix that yet but...

[He reels them around before they doubly hipcheck another couple, blinking for a minute before starting in another direction. This is either dancing or a fairground ride.]

Smart girls feel a little too close to home. Unless the green she's wearing is cut very low. What you're wearing, though - it suits you. Better than that - was it a sack, before?

Date: 2017-12-30 06:22 am (UTC)
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You didn't look downwards at all? That seems a waste, dancing does wonderful things to a woman.

[Specifically in the low cut area. Look, he's just helping a brother out.]

But those were patches on that thing, not some form of moss? [Well. Eyebrows raise.] Would you like me to buy you a coat?

Date: 2017-12-30 06:33 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tourism
It's Merlin. I remember quite clearly now.

[Now that he wants something. He's had a little too much champagne to be quite sure why he wants it, but the fact is Merlin must have a coat.]

You saved my life! It's my duty and my debt not to let you go around dressed as a potato any longer.

Date: 2017-12-30 06:41 am (UTC)
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I don't think so. It would be my duty to persuade you that there are finer things in life than sackcloth, and even potatoes would probably wear velvet given the chance.

[The music shifts abruptly to something far too slow to canter about to, and Monty's thrown for a moment - pausing to work out how things should realign.]

Besides. [He smooths a hand along Merlin's shoulder, thoughtfully.] I'd like to see you in it. I hadn't realised how handsome you were.

Date: 2017-12-30 07:42 am (UTC)
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[Monty catches that stumble quite gracefully, managing not only not to trip over himself but, with a degree of foresight, to use the little backward reel that comes after it to step forward until there's barely a gap between them. Not so much dancing partner as prop: it should mean Merlin can't tumble to the floor but only directly into Monty in future.

And Monty wouldn't mind that too much.]


Narcissus himself couldn't be handsome in sackcloth. Besides, it's not just wearing the thing, is it? It's wearing it well enough that someone else would want to take it off.

Date: 2017-12-30 08:18 am (UTC)
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I only want to take it off to get you to put something else on, though, that hardly counts. If it was something decent - lilac velvet with lace at the cuffs and a French frilled cravat, say, that might be different. Something difficult to get off: I like the challenge.

[He brushes a hand idly down Merlin's lapels on the next turn. It's fine enough fabric if dowdy for the modern (regency) taste. And, of course, he doesn't actually care in the least what jacket Merlin is wearing (so long as it's not sackcloth), it's far more done for the excuse to touch. He really is tall and doesn't wear it terribly well, but when he relaxes there's the distinct impression that he could.]

But what if something terrible were to happen to this coat? You couldn't return it then.

Date: 2018-01-01 04:45 am (UTC)
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A friend of mine has something similar.

[He might as well be honest. Percy makes everything he wears look good, somehow, but that doesn't mean that the coat wasn't memorable for its own merits. Monty tries, but lilac perhaps isn't his colour to pull off.]

And it would be no good staining it, or letting it singe on one of the candles here, that would quite defy the object. What if someone held it hostage, though? Until whoever loaned it to you gives it up as lost?

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